The Precinct: Cop Action Survey

What's this about?

Hi there. My name is David Blumenstein.
I'm a cartoonist/animator living in Melbourne, Australia.

Myself and a small team of special individuals are developing an
animated series called The Precinct. It's a cartoon cop show for adults!
You can find out more about it at the Precinct website and blog.

At this point, we're not MAKING the show, but we have been funded so we can prepare a
"cross-platform strategy" and take the concept to market.

Part of this strategy involves doing a bit of market research. That's where you come in!

If enough of you fill in this survey and tell us what you think of the short pilot cartoon we made,
we'll have some good information to provide to distributors and networks -- which might help us
get this show happening (no, really)!

And aside from the raw data, we want to get the word out about the show.

We don't mind if you stay anonymous when you fill out the survey. We'd just ask you fill it out
as completely and honestly as you can.

But if you sign up to be updated on Precinct developments, we can put you in the running for a
small but heartfelt prize, as a thank you for helping us out. Five random, non-anonymous
surveyees will receive a nice piece of Precinct art from me.

So go on. Fill it out, watch our pilot (it's only 2 minutes long) and let us know what you think.
Even if you didn't like it. Especially if you didn't like it! But be sure to tell us WHY!

Thanking your good self in advance,

David Blumenstein
(Directum of The Precinct)

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Section 1: "basic demografix, y'all"

Give us an amusing fake name, or your real name if you can't think of one. *

What country are you from? *

Are you male or female?

Male Female

Sorry, I know that's heterosexist phrasing. Please indicate how masculine or feminine you are.

Masculine Feminine

How old are you?

Under 15
16-19
20-25
26-35
36-45
46-55
56-65
66+

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Section 2: "in which we ask about your television viewing habits"

Do you watch much TV?

Yes
No
Not lately

What's your favourite show at the moment?

What show do you scramble to avoid?

What's the most embarrassing DVD/video you own?

Which of the following do you spend the most time doing?

Watching network television
Watching cable (pay-TV)
Watching TV on DVD
Watching TV shows streamed over the web
Watching downloaded TV episodes

Which of the following best describes your attitude to downloading TV shows, movies and albums?

I pay for my DVDs, CDs, Blu-rays, etc. It's wrong to download stuff which is commercially available.
I download anything I want
, any time I want. Culture should be free.
I occasionally download a TV show, like if I missed its initial airing.
I download TV shows and movies because it takes ages for them to get shown in my area (if they're EVER shown!).
I download stuff because it's easy. If they made it easy to buy their stuff online, I probably would.
I download to try things. If I like them, I buy them.

Do you watch cartoons/animation?

No.
Once in a while.
Sometimes.
Lots of them.
Constantly.

Hey, you know those HBO shows?

What, like The Sopranos and Deadwood? Yeah!
Huh? Are you callin' me a hobo?

Do you ever watch any of those shows? Pick the ones you watch.

Oz
Deadwood
The Sopranos
Carnivale
The Wire
Entourage
Big Love
Six Feet Under
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mr Show
Others we've missed:

Do you watch foreign (dubbed, or subtitled) TV shows or movies?

Often.
Sometimes.
If there's cool fighting.
Rarely.
I don't watch anything in my native language. My society is culturally bankrupt. Only foreigners are capable of making true art, etc. etc.

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Section 3: "cop action!"

Do you watch cop shows or cop movies?

No.
Once in a while.
Sometimes.
Lots of them.
Constantly.

Do you wait, excitedly, for the "gun and badge" scenes?

Yes!
Not really.
I don't know what you're talking about

Who wins in a no-holds-barred street fight?

Ron Silver Ron Silver
Miguel Ferrer Miguel Ferrer
Jonathan Banks Jonathan Banks
Brian Dennehy Brian Dennehy
William Atherton William Atherton
I don't know or care

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Before you answer the remaining questions, please watch the following Precinct short.

If you have trouble viewing it, please try going here or here.
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What'd you think?

It was great!
It was crap.
It was OK.
It wasn't really my thing.
I didn't get it.

Any suggestions?

You may have noticed the characters speak in Australian accents. Did this bother you?

I'm Australian, and I liked it.
I'm Australian, and I didn't like it.
I'm not Australian, and I liked it.
I'm not Australian, and I didn't like it.
It didn't make a difference to me.

Would you watch a TV series like this?

Definitely.
Probably.
I'd watch the first episode to see if it's any good.
Doubtful.
Definitely not.

What if it was viewable on the Web?

Definitely.
Probably.
I'd watch the first episode to see if it's any good.
Doubtful.
Definitely not.

Enter your email address if you'd like us to contact you about future Precinct developments. Otherwise, leave it blank.

Thank you very much for your input! If you provided your e-mail address, and are therefore in the running to win a happy fun Precinct picture, what would you like me to draw the cops doing?

(I realise I'm asking for it with this one... but please, nothing X-rated. It'll liquify my tiny mind)

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